...Rhyme animal? Nah, cricket. Or, to be more precise, Test cricket involving England. Cue massive excitement, except... oh dear. Sri Lanka seem to be doing a good impression of Bangladesh. Actually, that's probably a bit unfair on old Bangladesh.
Still, I was heartened by the team selection. Much as I wanted Bell to be dropped, I didn't think that he would be. Cook sounds like a better prospect. If Vaughan ever comes back, there'll be four openers at the top of the English order. Lots of folk seem to think that Trescothick should be dropped down the order for the Ashes, but that there is crazy talk. He is England's best opener since Boycott. In fact, his stats are slightly more impressive than Boycott's. Sorry Geoffrey. Who was the best before him? Len Hutton? I still think that it might be worth trying Strauss at number 5 as a kind of ersatz Graham Thorpe, but then playing spin isn't his strength really is it? So maybe not.
I was also very pleased to see Sajid Mahmood selected ahead of Lewis. Perhaps Sajid will be another (like Flintoff, Jones, and Harmison) to take a while to develop, but he hasn't started too badly has he?
The only selection I wasn't too keen on was that of Plunkett. Silly name for starters, although that shouldn't be held against him. He seems to be selected for his batting though. His bowling doesn't sound as if it's up to much. I can't remember him ever scoring many runs either. Personally I always think that it's a mistake to pick bits and pieces cricketers because, at Test level, they're usually not good enough to take wickets or score runs.
I won't start on GO Jones.